The really BIG news

Ok, so some of you already know all about this. Some don't. I have a new girlfriend, as of Mr. Oneida weekend. It was interesting to watch the reactions of my friends as my girlfriend, while a girl is male. Yes, Tiffany, I am talking about you. Again.

First, although we had 'the discussion' two nights earlier, I had to talk to her Daddy, Mikheal. I love Mikhael to bits, but was that about the scariest conversations I have ever had with him. I was terrified of hearing him say no. He could probably tell....

Then we just kinda started randomly telling nearly everybody and surprising the New Jersey crowd as they noticed us taking a break from making breakfast. Ok, so we were making out by the pool, but a break is a break. And that was a worthwhile one.

So, we've already informed (in one way or another) most of our friends. At last count there's been only eight who didn't already think we were going out, or think it was about time. Or something close to it. If any of you are surprised, please let me know. We'd like to hit double digits on the number of friends who didn't know before we did.

Also, lets keep the record gay, she's the girlfriend, I'm the boyfriend. Yes, technically we are a straight couple; but how straight are we really? Especially as Tiffany does identify as a lesbian. It's fun to explain that to our straight vanilla friends too.....

Thank god her identifying, as a lesbian. I can only date other lesbians, or I have to turn in my membership card. *sarcasm*

Thanks for listening...
boi shannon